“Cream your khakis, not Iraqis”
Ladies and gentlemen, isn’t it time we put down our guns? We’ve been figting this War on Terrormabob for too long now. Yes, it’s time we stood up for peace!
Or, perhaps, sat down. Or maybe layed down. Yes, I think that would be best.
It’s time we all masturbated for peace!
Think George W. should go pick on someone his own size? Go ahead and slap that salami!
Think nation building should begin at home? Then send a message to those in power by flogging your dolphin.
The method of the day is “Use Both Hands.” Actually, to be honest, I’m a little concerned about December 31; don’t know where I’ll find a friend to masturbate with. :-)