So I went into Longs Drugs to get some pomade this evening. Two of the clerks, looking very much like seniors in High School, were fooling around, one while he was ringing me up. The other one gave him a card with a black and white photo of a “sexy hunk” on the front and walked away laughing.
“Man, you’re sick!” said Cashier.
“Well, it is Pride Weekend,” I joked, as he was yelling at his coworker. As he returned his attention to ringing me up, he realized I had said something.
“Hmm?” he asked. I repeated myself and he continued to stare blankly at me.
“The Pride parade in San Francisco? It’s this weekend.”
“Oh... I... I don’t know anything about that....”
He may not have been closeted, but he sure as hell was a shut-in. I have no idea how you could be that out of the loop. Live 105 has transformed itself into KGAY for the weekend, for God sakes!